my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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