just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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