dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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