very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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