Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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