my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
My dad just said "fuck circus"
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So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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