apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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