I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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