hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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