it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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