I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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