Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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