There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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