i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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