It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
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Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.