so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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