just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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