doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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