I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
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and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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