i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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