how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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