I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.