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  Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies

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  My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.

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  i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.

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  I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.

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  theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot

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  i want to face-plant into her vagina

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  So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.

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  I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  You just get me

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  I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch

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• (518): View more from New York

  Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.

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