Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.