Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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