I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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