i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
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well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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