he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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