I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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