Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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