the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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