when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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