I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I forgot how hot balto sounded
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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