Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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