There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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