I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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