My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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