i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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