Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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