he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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