Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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