fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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