dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
