Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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