remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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