she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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