is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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