no, he came in my armpit
its not stalking. its research.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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