Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
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You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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