Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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