Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.