before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.