did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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