What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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